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inothernews: WHEN IT RAINS… President Obama is seen at a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:01:49 -0400

WHEN IT RAINS… President Obama is seen at a press conference on Thursday calling for Congress to help bolster security at U.S. Embassies. Republican seagulls were seen in the skies above, trying to poop on him. (Photo: Doug Mills / The New York Times)

When I grow up I wanna join the marines so that I can hold an umbrella for Obama -_-……….Are you fucking serious? Like….that marine doesn’t have better shit to do? Obama apparently has lost the use of both hands…or does he think the more he uses his hands the more likely he is to swing the Italian vote?

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Wed, 01 May 2013 07:32:59 -0400

The Curious Mind Has No Limits: jusst-another-day: shaynthevandal: I love kissing. I love the way they...

Wed, 01 May 2013 07:26:36 -0400

The Curious Mind Has No Limits: jusst-another-day: shaynthevandal: I love kissing. I love the way they...:

jusst-another-day:

shaynthevandal:

I love kissing. I love the way they feel, I love the sighs and moans that follow. I love the small pauses and teases for more. I love the small taste of tongue that brush together occasionally. I love the wandering hands. I like biting. I like…

akosiallen: EVOLUTION OF MUSIC by Pentatonix 11th...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 15:06:54 -0400

akosiallen:

EVOLUTION OF MUSIC by Pentatonix

11th Century
Salve Regina

1600s
Canon in D - Pachelbel

1800s
Symphony No. 5 - Beethoven

1910s
Danny Boy - Frederic Weatherly

1920s
Old Man River - Jerome Kern & Oscar Hammerstein II

1930s
Minnie the Moocher - Cab Calloway

1940s
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy - The Andrew Sisters

1950s
I Walk The Line - Johnny Cash
La Bamba - Ritchie Valens

1960s
Stand By Me - Ben E. King
Barbara Ann - Beach Boys
I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles
RESPECT - Aretha Franklin

1970s
ABC - Jackson 5
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

1980s
Celebration - Kool & The Gang
Don’t Stop Believin’ - Journey
Thriller - Michael Jackson

1990s
Can’t Touch This - MC Hammer
…Baby One More Time - Britney Spears
Say My Name - Destiny’s Child
I Want It That Way - The Backstreet Boys

2000s
Hey Ya! - Outkast
Drop it Like It’s Hot - Snoop Dogg
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
Hips Don’t Lie - Shakira
Single Ladies - Beyonce
I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
I Got a Feelin - Black Eyed Peas

2010s
Baby - Justin Bieber
We Found Love - Rihanna
Some Nights - Fun.
Somebody That I Used To Know - Gotye
Gangnam Style - Psy
Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen

I AM FUCKING DONE WITH LIFE….

chocobolatay: singacrossthemoon: xxkriztinaxxgabriellexx: cont...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:55:46 -0400

chocobolatay:

singacrossthemoon:

xxkriztinaxxgabriellexx:

control-collapse-collide:

The fuck is this?

my day is made.

The fuck? The fuck?
The fuck is in the air?
The fuck?
There’s white shit everywhere~
The fuck?
I must be fuckin’ baked
And this shit’s pro’lly fake
The hell, Jack, did we take?
The fuck?

I cannot explain how hard I just laughed.

Literally how I feel when I watch that…also how my dog feels whenever she is in a new place!

lickypickystickyme: Extremely awesome behind the scenes images...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:44:23 -0400

lickypickystickyme:

Extremely awesome behind the scenes images of Star Wars over at imgur.

I scrolled through these with a huge smile on my face.

h/t The Verge.

lickypickystickyme: Oh jeez. Firefighter with a respirator...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:38:44 -0400

lickypickystickyme:

Oh jeez.

Firefighter with a respirator resuscitating a mama cat while her kitten looks on. The mama cat survived.

That kitten….I want to cuddle them both

saynothinganna: stuffmomnevertoldyou: Swedish Mannequins Spark...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:32:59 -0400

saynothinganna:

stuffmomnevertoldyou:

Swedish Mannequins Spark Internet Praise-a-Thon

Since female mannequins are typically sizes 4 - 6, and the average American woman is a size 14, these more realistically proportioned mannequins found in a Swedish department store have gone viral.

These mannequins are beautiful can they exist in the US please?

Funny, I just had a discussion about skinny girls with my best friend. He had sex with a SUPER skinny girl and now he loves them all. Any girl who is a size 0, he goes nuts over…Me I’m like, dude…they don’t look healthy…I wanna be able to get rough and enjoy it, not get rough and drive to the emergency room!

I genuinely think about being a vegetarian when I see this…I...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:25:08 -0400

I genuinely think about being a vegetarian when I see this…I like meat but…..that’s just too much meat for me. (That’s what she said, I know, I know)

dr-zillyhoo: supamuthafuckinvillain: dankandpurpledrank: liveb...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:23:22 -0400

dr-zillyhoo:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

dankandpurpledrank:

liveblazed:

praisetheherb:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

loveistheultimatetrip:

xdefytheleader:

Never forget. R.I.P.

THE SKATES AND THE VELCRO BALL THING

THERE’S A TAMAGOTCHI APP NOW BITCHES

SERIOUSLY MY FAVORITE POST EVER

OMG HIT CLIPS!

Literally had everything not even kidding

BOP IT! That shit was addicting.

THOSE FUCKING ZOOBOOKS COMMERCIALS.

Lmao…I saw some of these and was like “Eh, another nostalgia post” 2 seconds later “OMG I HAD THAT, AND THAT, AND THAT!!! OMG I HAD ALL OF THESE THINGS!!!”

"Amid heightened speculation that a male athlete in one of North America’s four major professional..."

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 14:58:30 -0400

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Amid heightened speculation that a male athlete in one of North America’s four major professional leagues will soon publicly declare his homosexuality, the National Hockey League and its players announced Thursday what appears to be the most comprehensive measure by a major men’s league in support of gay rights.

The N.H.L. said it had formed a partnership with the You Can Play Project, an advocacy group pledged to fight homophobia in sports, and planned training and counseling on gay issues for its teams and players. The league will also be involved in the production and broadcast of public service announcements.

“Our motto is Hockey Is for Everyone, and our partnership with You Can Play certifies that position in a clear and unequivocal way,” N.H.L. Commissioner Gary Bettman said in the statement. “We are delighted to reaffirm through this joint venture with the N.H.L. Players’ Association that the official policy of the N.H.L. is one of inclusion on the ice, in our locker rooms and in the stands.”

In a telephone interview Donald Fehr, the chief executive of the players’ association, said: “Bottom line, it’s the right thing to do, and that’s what we’re all supposed to do in this world.”

You Can Play will help run seminars for N.H.L. rookies to educate young prospects on gay issues and make resources and personnel available to each team, as desired. The league and union will also work with You Can Play to integrate the project into its behavioral health program, enabling players to seek counseling regarding matters of sexual orientation confidentially. Burke said the joint venture would also step forward when players make homophobic remarks.

Patrick Burke, a founder of You Can Play and scout for the Philadelphia Flyers, said laying the groundwork for an openly gay player was not an official part of the program.

“But we’re ready to do whatever that player wants,” Burke said. “If he wants to do a thousand interviews and march in pride parades, we’re equipped to handle that. And if he wants us to pass-block for him so he never has to do another interview in his life, we’re equipped to handle that too.”

”

- The New York Times, “National Hockey League Announces Initiative to Support Gay Athletes.”

Historic. Good for the NHL.
(via inothernews)
THIS IS WHY HOCKEY IS THE BEST FUCKING SPORT!!!

I concur.

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 14:55:49 -0400

I concur.

I ain't saying this was said quite right but damn!...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 23:31:25 -0400

kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

woah.

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Tue, 02 Apr 2013 22:37:36 -0400

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Tue, 02 Apr 2013 22:37:12 -0400

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Tue, 02 Apr 2013 22:36:18 -0400

inothernews: The cast of The Walking Dead celebrates the end to...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 22:09:05 -0400

inothernews:

The cast of The Walking Dead celebrates the end to the long, drawn-out, annoying story arc that was Andrea. Not seen: our hero, Zombie Milton. (Look At This Frakking Geekster via NerdApproved)

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE SPOILER ALERT ON THIS, I HAVENT FUCKING SEEN THE LAST EPISODE YET….MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FML

a-b-s-o-l-u-t-i-o-n: megshroom: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:44:26 -0400

a-b-s-o-l-u-t-i-o-n:

megshroom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

omfg

I ship it.

Love Food? This blog is for you. Want sushi now!!!

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 19:49:28 -0400

Love Food? This blog is for you.

Want sushi now!!!

Pretty pups

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 15:26:26 -0400

Pretty pups